Now I will tell you a joke; whatever I say to you, you must answer “Just like me.” Now we will begin.
I went up one pair of stairs.
Just like me.I went up two pair of stairs.
Just like me.I turned myself round about.
Just like me.I went up three pair of stairs.
Just like me.I made a cross on the wall.
Just like me.I went up four pair of stairs.
Just like me.I looked out of a window.
Just like me.And I found I was up as high as the highest treetop.
Just like me.I saw something moving about in the highest treetop.
Just like me.I stared and stared to see what it was.
Just like me.And then I saw it was a little monkey.
Just like me.Just like you! Ha, ha! You said the monkey was just like you; I think you must be a little monkey yourself if it looked just like you.
